SHOES!

I have an amazing skill. I can tell when my person or the girl are putting on their shoes. They could be on the other side of the house, or in their closets or anywhere... and I can hear them putting on those shoes. I love shoes. It doesn't matter if they are big shoes or little shoes or shoes that slap on the ground or my favorite "fast shoes" (the girl says they are rollerblades)... any kind of shoes - I love them. And do you know WHY??? Because shoes mean I'm going OUTSIDE! I'm going for a walk or to play. Going outside is so great. So many great smells and trees to mark... and it all starts with SHOES!

I don't need any - but my people do - so I make certain I hear that familiar sound of shoes going on, even when my person and the girl think they are being quiet. They are NO match for me! I got shoes skillz!