I am a very refined dog. I do not gobble down my food like there will not be another meal. I know my people love me and I will have another meal soon. I like to take my time and enjoy my food. I chew every bite and even prefer to remove my food from my dish and enjoy it morsel by yummy morsel from the carpeting. Yes, carpeting. I am a refined dog, so I prefer to eat my meals from the comforts of a warm floor. More than anything, I love a good appetizer to start my meal. My person and the girl have finally learned that I am such a refined dog, and like people, I enjoy a small taste of what is to come. Any treat will do as my appetizer although I prefer a snausage in the morning (you know, like bacon) and something meatier for dinner, perhaps a T-Bone treat or a Pup-erone. I am a very refined dog.
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